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Acid Trip
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Affect Abnormal Fires
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Affect Normal Foyers
-
Air Breathing land-dwellers only
-
Airshape like Stoneshape, but with normal
air
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Airy Air
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Alamir's Freeway Breakdown
-
Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
-
Algorithim I-III
-
Anger God
-
Animate Bread
-
Anti-Anti-Magic Shell Pro-Magic Shell?
-
Anti-Magic Eggshell
-
Anti-Magic Magic Missile
-
Anti-Magic Magic Mouth
-
Antipathy Orb
-
Audible Hammer of the M.C. variety
-
Auditable Glamour
-
Augmented Chord I, ii, III, iv, V, VI, vii
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Bad Lighting Ever have one of THOSE blind
dates?
-
Badly Programmed Illusion
-
Become Dead reverse of Resurrect Self
-
Bigby's Assertive Finger
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Bigby's Clenched Teeth
-
Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
-
Bigby's Glove colors the various Bigby's Hand spells,
no bonus
-
Bigby's Groping Hand
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Bigby's Hairy-Palmed Hand
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Bigby's Insulting Hand the second finger is rather
prominent
-
Bigby's Limp-Wristed Hand
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Bigby's Shadow-Animal Making Hands great at birthday
parties!
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Bigby's Shushing Hand
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Black & White Spray
-
Blind Self
-
Bold Monster
-
Bookworm Blast
-
Break-Wind Wall
-
Break the Wind
-
Bubbling Rainstorm
-
Burning Hands Yours, ouch
-
Can Trip And does!
-
Change Elf
-
Charm Dead
-
Charm Friends
-
Charm Groupie
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Charm Potted Plants
-
Charm Self
-
Charm Undead X rated version
-
Cheeseball and we all know how hard it is to get
THAT out of chainmail!
-
Circling the Square i.e. Times, Trafalger,
Tiannemen
-
Clause of the Lawyer
-
Clear Audience usually follows Delayed Blast
Flatulence
-
Clone Undead
-
Clown
-
Color Safe Spray
-
Compulsive Disorder
-
Cone of Bubbles
-
Conjure Emmenthaler
-
Contact This Plane
-
Continual Bad Lighting
-
Continual Right a political spell
-
Control Casting Time controls the casting time of
this spell only
-
Control Feather
-
Copyright Shroud
-
Crass Suggestion
-
Create Coat Hanger
-
Cure Animal Hide
-
Cure Light Winds
-
Cure Smoked Ham
-
Cure STD Remember that X-rated Charm Undead spell?
You think jock itch is bad, try Mummy Rot!
-
Current Life
-
Cylons, 10' Radius
-
Cymbal
-
Dalamar's Whoopee Cushion things that make you go
hmmmm
-
Darkness, 15 micron radius
-
Daylight material components: must be cast outdoors
in bright sunlight
-
Deathwish
-
Deeppocket Lint
-
Delayed Blast Cantrip
-
Delayed Blast Flatulence
-
Delayed Blast Spitball
-
Demand Blindness
-
Demi-Shadow Puppets Ever see Killer Klowns From
Outer Space?
-
Deny Reality
-
Detect Crying
-
Detect Dead Yep, he's dead alright...
-
Detect Detect Spells
-
Detect Hound
-
Detect Lightning Bolts area: 5'
-
Detect Pervert Again, useful before blind
dates...
-
Detect Pink Bunny Rabbits
-
Detect Self allows you to see if you are
yourself
-
Detect Strikes and Spares
-
Detect Tragic oooh, theres a sad happening over
there!
-
Detect Unseen Butler Unseen Butler is a euphemism
for flatulence...
-
Detect Visibility Yep, I can see that
-
Detect Weevil
-
Detect Wind
-
Differentiate Without Error Hey, you never
know...
-
Dimension Doorknob
-
Dispell Nonmagical Reptiles & Amphibians
-
Dispurse Self Hey, where's my wallet?!
-
Doug
-
Doug's Generic Spell
-
Drain Vaccuum
-
Draw Upon Religious Right Be afraid! Be very
afraid!
-
Drawmij's Court Summons
-
Drawmij's Instant Cake Mix
-
Drawmij's Instant Coffee components: hot water and
cup
-
Drawmij's Instant Death Drawmij's CON must be about
-30 by now...
-
Earthly Chorus
-
Enchanted Toothpick Wonder if it works against
vampires?
-
Enlightening Bolt
-
Enrage Dragon
-
ESPN When there's nothing good on the crystal
ball...
-
Ethertalk
-
Evard's Black Growth range: 0
-
Evard's Black Testicles
-
Evard's Blue Testicles
-
Explosive Familiar it's *your* familiar
-
Explosive Friends
-
Extension Cord I, II, and III
-
Extinguish Match casting time: 5 rounds
-
Face Grasp
-
Fear of Sunmotes
-
Feather Brain Ever wonder how blondes got that
way?
-
Feather Flail
-
Feign Life as if the caster has one
-
Feign Orgasm Sometimes, your bad blind date insists
on sex...
-
Find Acquaintance
-
Find Floor somatic component: falling on
face
-
Find Hand
-
Finger of Near-Fatal Injury
-
Finger of Plead
-
Fire Alarm
-
Fire Rap
-
Fire Stick
-
Fireball reversed
-
Fiscal Projection
-
Fist of Flesh
-
Fleshskin range: self
-
Fool's Lead
-
Foresee Unseen Butler
-
Forget Spells area: self
-
Forehead
-
Foreskin Hey, I've been trying to find this
spell!!
-
Fourier's Transformation It's a math thing... look
it up.
-
Furball Again, I could use this spell!
-
Furry Fire
-
Gaze at Reflection
-
Geese
-
Get Flu
-
Get Life
-
Glassteal swipe that beermug from that unsuspecting
peasant
-
Globe of Vulnerability
-
Grate
-
Graze reflection if someone hurts your
knee
-
Guess Alignment
-
Hair Extension I, II, III
-
Hallucinatory Escape
-
Hallucinatory Train
-
Hand of Skin
-
Hatch Egg somatic component: sit on egg
-
Heal Monster only works on opponents during
combat
-
Heel
-
Hold Bladder
-
Hold Mustard
-
Hold Self
-
Hornung's Gas LEGENDARY in certain magely
circles...
-
Hornung's Police Dispatcher
-
Housefly
-
Hug Self ...cause you're good enough, and you're
smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!
-
Illusion Debugger for Badly Programmed
Illusions
-
Illusionary Crypt
-
Iggy's Invisible Illusion
-
Illegal Thoughts That serving wench looks older
than 18
-
Implosive Runes
-
Impress Plants
-
Improper Suggestion Works nicely with Illegal
Thoughts.
-
Indirection address register
postincrement
-
Indivisibility The caster is a prime
number
-
Insect Plague, 5' Radius
-
Integrate reversible, Differentiate
-
Invisibility to Inanimate Objects
-
Invisibility to Dead
-
Invisible Talker
-
Irritate Self
-
Kender Summoning I, II, III
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo...........
-
Kitchen Sink
-
Knock Knock
-
Know Own Alignment
-
Know Person in the biblical sense of the
word...
-
Kooshball More annoying than magic
missiles!
-
Legend Bore
-
Legend Lore, Extended Dance Mix
-
Leomund's Condemned Shelter
-
Leomund's Grass Hut
-
Leomund's Mortgaged Shelter
-
Leomund's Risky Tax Shelter
-
Leomund's Secure Chest Cavity
-
Leomund's Sturdy Music Box
-
Leomund's Tap
-
Leomund's Underfunded Homeless Shelter
-
Level Water
-
Lightning Blot
-
Limited Dish Sorry sir, the Dover Sole is
off
-
Limited Wash
-
Locate Right Hand
-
Locate Self tells you where you are, relative to
your location Wherever you go, there you are!
-
Locate Tongue requires verbal component
-
Locate Wizard the _nearest_ wizard
-
Lorloveim's Shady Deal
-
Lose Familiar Get lost, ya wee booger! handy,
after casting Explosive Familiar...
-
Lower Cholesterol Level
-
Lower Inhibitions see "Improper
Suggestion"
-
Maggot Missle Be the first necromancer on the block
to own one!
-
Magic Boomeranging Missile
-
Magic Gristle
-
Magic Missal A really boring prayersheet
-
Magic Moth Good as a 'Detect Flame'
spell?
-
Magic Orifice
-
Magic Shotglass as opposed to Magic Jar
-
Mail of the Banshee victim gets letter saying
"Waaaaaahh..."
-
Maize
-
Matrix Addition
-
Mauve Earth
-
Meld, Canasta Version
-
Melf's Acid Bow
-
Melf's Acid Trip
-
Melf's Minute Rice
-
Melodramatic Phantom Defenders "Initiating drama
shield..."
-
Memorize Spell
-
Meteor Swan imagine the noise this makes!
-
Micrometeorite Storm
-
Mildly Surprising Grasp
-
Minor Delousing
-
Mistaken Identify
-
Mistaken Thought Gee, guys, it _looked_ like a Gas
Spore
-
Moaning Spirit
-
Mordenkainen's Agnostic Hound
-
Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound can't get it off of
the nearest leg
-
Mordenkainen's Big Ears +1 to all hearing checks,
ear size quadrupled +4 reaction bonus when dealing with
Ferengi.
-
Mordenkainen's Bored Cat
-
Mordenkainen's Celery
-
Mordenkainen's Conjunction Conjunction Junction,
what's your function?
-
Mordenkainen's Faithful Mosquito
-
Mordenkainen's Freeway Junction
-
Mordenkainen's Lubrication condom safe!
-
Mordenkainen's Sword, -1 Backbiter
-
Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
-
Move Venus
-
Muenster Summoning I-VII
-
Murder Darkness
-
Murdoch's Featherless Fryer Verbal component:
"Butterball"
-
Murdock's Feathery Pillow thwack!
-
Nahal's Banana Peel appears under random ally's
foot
-
No Time
-
No Vacancy
-
Nystul's Undetectible Aura
-
Otiluke's Happy Fun Sphere Do not tease happy fun
sphere...
-
Otiluke's Resilient Ear
-
Otiluke's Room Temperature Sphere
-
Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
-
Otto's Resistable Dance
-
Paraphrase Magic
-
Part Hair This is how Moses started...
-
Pastel Blade of Warm Fuzzies 9th level Drow spell
ANYTHING but that!!
-
Penultimate Fall
-
Phantasmal Fork
-
Phantasmal Morse
-
Phantasmal Thriller
-
Plane XOR
-
Polymorph Mother Good for avoiding Power Word:
Guilt
-
Power Word Missing
-
Power Word, NO!
-
Power Word, Noogie
-
Power Word, Puke
-
Power Word, Pun
-
Power Word, Smirk
-
Power Word, Spam
-
Power Word, Wedgie
-
Protection from Catnips
-
Protection from Elvis, 10' Radius
-
Protection from Evil Keneval
-
Protection from Halitosis
-
Protection from Normal Air
-
Protection from Normal Missals
-
Protection from Normal Oxygen
-
Protection from Normal Pillows
-
Protection from Self
-
Protection from Weevil
-
Psychoanalyze Without Error Zo, ven dit you shtop
lofink your mutter?
-
Purge Memory
-
Putrefy Offal
-
Rainbow Enhancer
-
Random Casualty
-
Rary's Mnemonic Cancer eats away at those favorite
spells
-
Rary's Mnemonic Device makes silly acronyms out
of things
-
Rary's Pneumonic Cough range: self
-
Read Common
-
Rectum of Retention Watch what you put in
there!
-
Reincarnation Door
-
Remove Hand yours
-
Remove Minus Sign reversible
-
Remove Nurse "Good-Byyyeeee Nurse!"
-
Remove Reality
-
Remove Self
-
Remove Strong Language
-
Reservation
-
Rest Erection Might be good to counteract that X-Rated
Charm Undead?
-
Resurrect Living
-
Resurrect Self problem: must be alive to cast the
spell Solution: Contingency!
-
Reverse Graffiti
-
Rice Storm Indispensable for weddings!
-
Rock Summoning I
-
Sepia Cake Sigil
-
Serten's Smell Immunity Prevents Stinking
Cloud?
-
Sheepskin
-
Shocking Gasp usually follows Tenser's Shocking
Suggestion
-
Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
-
Sleep with Dead yuck... unless you're a real
Nec-Romancer
-
SmorgasMorph WHEEE!
-
Soap-on-a-Rope Trick
-
Solid Frog
-
Speak With Boring Monsters
-
Speak With Dead Plants
-
Speak With Grateful Dead
-
Speak With Living components: two tin cans and a
string
-
Speak WIth Mud
-
Speak With Self
-
Sucker for those of you who actually cast the
spell
-
Summon Allergy
-
Summon Death Death arrives and kills the
caster
-
Summon Self
-
Swift Envelope
-
Tape Mount
-
Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder Definitely detrimental
to casting!
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Daughter a.k.a.
'Sela'
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Die Rolls AKA "Gamer's
Bane"
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Gesture
-
Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Hand
-
Tax Avoidance
-
Taunt a Second Time
-
Teleport Environment
-
Teleport With Lots of Errors
-
Teleport Without Destination
-
Teleport Without Terror
-
Tenser's Double-Sided, Double Density Disk
-
Tenser's Floating Point
-
Tenser's Formatted Disk
-
Tenser's Gloating Disk
-
Tenser's Shocking Suggestion you want to
WHAT??!
-
Tenser's Slipped Disk
-
Tenser's Deadly Resurrection
-
Tensor Transformations
-
This Space for Rent fills up space on a scroll or
in a mage's memory
-
Time Start
-
Tonguetwister Change
-
Tons
-
Transmute Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust priest
spell
-
Transmute Friends to Enemies
-
Transmute Head to Butt ALSO a political
spell
-
Transmute RGB to HSV
-
Transmute Rock to Stone reversible
-
Transmute Rock to Jazz
-
Trap the Sole see Limited Dish
-
Turn Friends Into Enemies
-
Turn Pebble rotation, not banishment
-
Undefined Symbol
-
Unenlightening Bolt
-
Unheard Servant
-
Unscented Cloud
-
Unseen Butler
-
Unseen Pervert
-
Unseen Sympathy
-
Vampiric Breathing perfect for harassing phone
calls
-
Vampiric Crutch
-
Varnish
-
Visible Stalker
-
Walk
-
Wall of Dog
-
Wall of Horse
-
Wall of Non-Dairy Creamer
-
Wall of Normal Air
-
Wall of Paper
-
Wall of Velcro
-
Waste
-
Wink
-
Wizard Eyebrow
-
Wizard Lick
-
Wizard Nostril
-
Wizard Stain Alchemy is SO tough on your
robes!
-
You Wish!
-
ZX-Spectral Force